Giving the people at Facebook's H.R. Department something to laugh about at their most likely miserable jobs: legitimately responding to presumptuous ads that suggest I am:
Pregnant, nursing, in want of children, wanting to be near children, wanting to buy baby clothes for my imaginary child, buying baby bottles that look like sex toys, going to Target for their baby sale (they sell babies, too?), am interested in having a child in the near future despite my single Facebook status, and am most likely watch Teen Mom with a vat of Chubby Hubby ice cream next to me and my youth draining away watching someone else's terrible motherhood.
One bad decision just creates a domino effect.
Pregnant, nursing, in want of children, wanting to be near children, wanting to buy baby clothes for my imaginary child, buying baby bottles that look like sex toys, going to Target for their baby sale (they sell babies, too?), am interested in having a child in the near future despite my single Facebook status, and am most likely watch Teen Mom with a vat of Chubby Hubby ice cream next to me and my youth draining away watching someone else's terrible motherhood.
One bad decision just creates a domino effect.